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Thursday, March 28, 2013

Man Uses Phony Penis to Provide Faked Urine Sample

A Lake Saint Louis man is charged with using a "Whizzinator" to submit a sample during a drug test.

A Lake Saint Louis man is charged with using a prosthetic penis to submit a urine sample to the Missouri Probation and Parole office in St. Charles on March 20. A parole officer said he saw Sydney Levin, 34, using a Whizzinator, a fake penis device, to submit a fake urine sample during drug testing at the Probation and Parole office at 211 Compass Point Drive, according to a court document. Levin, of the first block of Dauphine Way in Lake Saint Louis, was charged Thursday with possessing a forging instrument. He previously pleaded guilty to possession of a controlled substance and felony stealing in 2009. Levin posted a $25,000 bond Friday and was released from St. Charles County jail. For more crime information on St. Charles Patch, see …

Wednesday, December 5, 2012

Whizzinator Fails to Fool Parole Officer, Who Seizes Device

Man is charged with forgery for attempting to submit fraudulent urine sample.

A man on parole used a Whizzinator, a fake penis prosthetic device, in an attempt to provide a fake urine sample to the Missouri Probation and Parole Office, St. Charles police said. A parole officer "seized the device during the procedure," according to court documents. The man, Lawrence Hefele, 30, of the 3900 block of Fairview Street in South St. Louis, was charged Nov. 29 with forgery for attempting to submit the fake urine sample. Hefele was on probation for possession of a controlled substance. St. Charles police said the defendant attempted to provide a false urine sample, "knowing that it had been made so it purported a genuineness it did not possess." He tried using the penis prosthetic at the Missouri Probation and Parole Office …

Rusty Boersma

8:06 am on Tuesday, January 1, 2013

What a waste of tax $$$. We need to follow CO and WA and legalize it.   more ›

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