Crime & Safety
Of Mice and Men and Whizzinators: Weirdest Crime of 2012 in St. Charles
Patch brings you the most random crimes and the dumbest criminals in St. Charles in the past year.
From using a fake penis to get out of a drug test to stealing medical mice, criminals in St. Charles got caught in weird, funny situations.
This man tried to pass his drug test with the help of a device, but it didn't fool the parole officer who was watching.
A Wentzville man made off with more than 800 razor blades from Walmart.
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A medical transport van with mice was left running in a hotel parking lot and two people saw an opportunity.
Police: Man Stole Sex Toy After Complaining of Adult Video's Quality
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A Vinita Park man, unhappy with his video rental, took a $75 sex toy after clerks wouldn't give him a refund.
Whoops: Man Charged with Stealing Bike Left Wallet Behind
A man dropped his wallet while stealing a bike, then tried to give police another name.
Three times, a landlord picked a fight with a tenant, got them evicted by police and kept the deposit money.
This man broke into an office, stole a beverage, then fell asleep.
Police Reports: Driver Arrested for DWI After Parking Car on Train Tracks
Man crashed car near train tracks
Police Reports: An 86-year-old Woman Robbed; Deer Head Left on Driveway
A severed deer head was left on a man's driveway in St. Charles.
A St. Charles man called in a prescription for Tylenol with codeine.
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